Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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