He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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