No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize