what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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