if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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