yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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