It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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