Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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