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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!

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  Thanks, mom.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).

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• (415): View more from California

  you should be awarded for your promiscuity.

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  i really should.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?

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