so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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