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  I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

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  No. I am devastated

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.

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  Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.

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  Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.

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• (925): View more from California

  it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.

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  She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.

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