is wine microwaveable?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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