you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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