My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
