He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
whose parrot is this?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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