OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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