New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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