Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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