just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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