if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.