I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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