Betty ford says i'm here all night
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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