If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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