have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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