i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
No more Irish car bombs ever.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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