Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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