His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
All the doctor said was why
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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