I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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