You're completely useless in the revolution.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
