This is not my ceiling
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
