His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Ketchup is God's man juice
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My dick has a subreddit
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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