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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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