Kiss
Puke
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Randomize
