Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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