a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
