: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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