Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
did you just send me my own nude
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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