3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
