he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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