He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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