God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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