But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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