But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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