u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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