i don't plan on having that self control this summer
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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Two words: blizzard sex
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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