I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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