oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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