gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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