didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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