You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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