And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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