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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.

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• (754): View more from Florida

  You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.

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• (408): View more from California

  Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.

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• (949): View more from California

  I hate that we are older than the real world people now

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• (530): View more from California

  so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"

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  No idea hahaha...why?

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?

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