ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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