I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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