does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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