Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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