Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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